KaosuKaiari's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tails Gets Trolled: The Animation Chapter 1 Preview]

I legitimately cannot wait for this. This is going to be awesome.

[If This Was a Movie (Speed Draw)]

The music you used in this is as follows (in order):

I'll Remember You by Jeremy Blake
Distinguée Lituanie by Les Gones

Hope that helped!

AppleStixTime responds:

Holy canole! Thank you so much! That helps a ton.

[2 Dumb Babies Ep. #2 - Guns]

This is the first episode of this show that I'm seeing, and as objectively as I can make it, it's two guys talking about various subjects and hot button issues and offering an humoristic outlook on said issues. And that's as much as I can say before entering the realm of opinion.

I'll make an attempt to review this based on the production quality and not merely the subject matter (or my opinions on said subject matter), as it wouldn't be fair for me to make my review score entirely based on that.

The aesthetic does nothing for me. I'm not sure what the chosen image of 2 animated babies in a dilapidated apartment, talking about hot button issues is supposed to convey, but it's definitely... unique, if nothing else.

On the plus side, the animation can be entirely ignored, and you could treat it as a radio show or a podcast while doing something else in the background.

The subject being tackled in this particular episode is rather sensitive and heavily politically charged, especially considering the current presidency and events in Virginia (as of the time of posting), but then again... Talking about gun control will NEVER not be controversial in some way or another. This is always a subject that will piss someone off or evoke strong reactions (of either support or rejection, for that matter).

I have to rate this 2.5 stars. There wasn't much that I liked or found to my tastes, but it's by no means poorly made or a typical low-effort blam-bait post. It's gonna piss people off (and I suspect it's the point), but it definitely deserves to be here and thus doesn't deserve a zero. We need all kinds, like they say.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

We'll be putting it out as an audio podcast starting in January if you're into the content but not the cartoon side. Either way, thank you for checking it out!

[Sonic 3 The Movie]

This is really painful to look at. It's hard to believe "weeks" were spent on this. Not really sure what to say or how to review this but I'll make an attempt anyway... it's hardly fair to call it animated, your intro is too short and repeats the same loop three times, the background music is straight up just the original soundtrack of the game (two tracks of which you uploaded on the Audio portal - i'll come to that later), and any action or retelling that was attempted is difficult to follow at best. Doing the sound effects with your voice doesn't help.

I don't want to say "It's just bad", but it's really, really hard to be fair without sounding like I'm tearing this apart. There's half a star because it's six minutes long, and you at least tried to do a retelling of the game's story, but... you're going to need to spend some serious effort on just about everything - animation, art, direction, audio. In short, everything is in serious need of improvement.

Lastly, this is not directly related to this post but regarding audio and your uploads on the Audio portal: Please don't straight up upload music you don't have the rights for, the Audio portal is for things you made yourself.

EDIT: Following by the PM I received and the response to this review by the author, I'm revising my score to a flat zero. Just because I didn't like your submission and gave it a low score, doesn't give you any justification to act like a spoiled child. Grow up and improve.

Gamer6627D responds:

Grow up and improve. I'm trying my best Ok. (Whine)

[Grow a Buddy]

Buddy, that was fun.

That was very funny and entertaining. I have to say I was laughing so much I had to tone myself down... just so I could listen and laugh some more. Great job, and great humor as well.

funymony responds:

You have no idea how happy I feel whenever someone says that.
It's awesome to make people actually laugh at something.

[Justin Bieber]

Remember kids.

Perfect occasion to remind people drinking is not good for you. =p

[Les Tunisiens Illegals]

It's that bad.

Being french, I find this flash not only bad, but simply offensive. Sorry to say so, but this is just crap to me. Horrible accent, horrible stereotypes, really low standards... Seriously? "Le news français"? Geez. I lack words to describe how much this animation is bad.

reddott responds:

I'm glad you liked it! If you want to see more check out my other submissions! Thanks for the review xD

[School is starting]

Hmm...

What an original idea... Let's hope you don't get too low of a mark. It would be bad to have to show your teachers the Obituaries page.

josh6002 responds:

Thank you for your feedback and high score

[How Valve Got Their Logo]

Haha! Awesome!

Oh god that is EXCELLENT! I really, honestly burst out in laughter upon seeing this! TF2 joke aside, I LOVE THIS FLASH. [/russian accent here]

Falconer02 responds:

KAOSUKAIARI IS KREDIT TO TEEEAAMM!

[When sad do the following]

Haha, not bad.

I will admit this made me strike a chuckle. Well done on this little message of awes-hope. =)

DunderAxel responds:

Ting! ;3